Friday, November 20, 2009

Van Cleef & Arpels Feerie

Dear Santa,

I has been a good Nunu.

Before today I was unaware that Van Cleef & Arpels were in the business of making perfume, but then again, Paris Hilton makes perfume. Why hasn't anyone approached me to make a Nunu perfume? It'll make you smell like a Nunu!!
According to the official website, it has:

• Top notes: Violet Leaves, Black Currant Buds, and Italian Mandarin.

• Heart notes: Bulgarian Rose, Violet, and Egyptian Jasmine.

• Bottom Notes: Florentine Orris Butter and Haitian Vetiver.

I have no idea what any of those things smell like.
I don't care if it smells like poop, I want it just for the bottle. I love all those extra adjectives they throw into the description, did you know that 'Orris Butter' is just a hyperbole for fats and oils from the dried up root of an iris flower? Adjectives make you smell expensive. And Wikipedia makes Nunu sound smart. xD
If you have $110 to spare you can grab a 1.7oz bottle from Neiman Marcus here.
While you're at it...won't you buy me one too?


  1. Orris Butter... popcorn... mmmmmmm I wonder if they sell Orris Butter at baking goods stores.

    I wanna smell like nunu :D

  2. i have to ask. what is a nunu? i want a full description before i want to smell like one. :P

  3. A nunu is a girl, I think. This perfume probably smells really flowery and sweet, I guess. Again, I don't have a Neiman Marcus nearby so I can't tell.