I has been a good Nunu.
Before today I was unaware that Van Cleef & Arpels were in the business of making perfume, but then again, Paris Hilton makes perfume. Why hasn't anyone approached me to make a Nunu perfume? It'll make you smell like a Nunu!!
According to the official website, it has:
• Top notes: Violet Leaves, Black Currant Buds, and Italian Mandarin.
• Heart notes: Bulgarian Rose, Violet, and Egyptian Jasmine.
• Bottom Notes: Florentine Orris Butter and Haitian Vetiver.
I have no idea what any of those things smell like.
I don't care if it smells like poop, I want it just for the bottle. I love all those extra adjectives they throw into the description, did you know that 'Orris Butter' is just a hyperbole for fats and oils from the dried up root of an iris flower? Adjectives make you smell expensive. And Wikipedia makes Nunu sound smart. xD
If you have $110 to spare you can grab a 1.7oz bottle from Neiman Marcus here.
While you're at it...won't you buy me one too?